Me: | Omg my boobs look soooo good in this. |
Mum: | You have issues! |
Me: | What? No I don't... |
Mum: | You're obsessed with boobs! |
Me: | No, I have an obsession with mine!! |
mum: | take out the rubbish please |
me: | but it smells and it's just too heavy...i don't think i should touch it |
mum: | you're such a prima donna |
me: | all i ever wanted was the world |
